if y’all want “billionaire superhero adopts child and mentors him in superheroing” so bad just read fuckin batman like the rest of us
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You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
Oh boo hoo. Let me crytype you a callout on the worlds smallest danganronpa kin blog.
If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
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